May 2013
realyahoostaff: laughinggaschamber: Things that make me fall asleep really fast. when someone hums quietly. when my hair gets played with. when someone whispers a story to me. when someone traces my skin. chloroform.  aww
May 21st
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IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN'S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW
fishingboatproceeds: I will let you know if I discover anything.
May 21st
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May 21st
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barbrastreisandvision: coco chanel was a nazi i say this with no hyperbole whatsoever she literally worked for the nazis and benefitted from jewish shareholders in chanel being sent off to concentration camps when their share came into her possession parisian consumers actually refused to buy a lot from her own ranges after 1940 because she was an infamous collaborator but british and...
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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oomshi: Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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onediwreckingmylife: at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is 
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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i never really liked my name  much until i found out  what it tastes like  when you sigh it  into my mouth
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
May 17th
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ListenSafe and Sound - Capital Cities
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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babyferaligator: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd that’s not how weed works hey but if you actually wanna fuck up your school you should put their prized wheel of parmesan cheese in the vents and let it get all hot and bubbly and stink up the whole school
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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im gonna start a fake horoscope blog and see how many followers i get
May 13th
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